~THERE'S SUCH A THING AS "SENIOR ABUSE" YA KNOW...~

Ok...my (HAHA) friend SMART MOUTH BROAD has put me in a corner. NO regard to how very old I am...doesn't care..NOT even! Tagged me! Says I have to tell ten HONEST and INTERESTING facts about myself. My poor heart is pounding! She's just mad cuz I delete stuff and frusterate her! She's out to get me I tell you!! Pure and simple!!
Ok. Here goes.

#1. I am quite lovely to look at. Yes, yes indeed! Quite stunning actually!

#2. I am very slender. (Even though I have had seven children..all 13 to 14 months apart!)
#3. I DO NOT snore!! ( I don't care what ANYBODY says!)

#4. I have VERY tiny feet. :)

#5. I have the cutest dog on earth. AND the smartest! (However, I taught her to "question authority" just like I did my wonderful children. Ok. So I made a few mistakes in life!)

#6. I have the cutest home and the most adorable children ever and all three husbands have been perfection! (I don't CARE what anybody says here either!)
#7. I can play the piano like a concert pianist and sing like a pop star. (Well, I CAN!!)
#8. My waist is as small as Scarlett O'Hara's (Ok..close!) and when I turn sideways people say "Where'd she go??

#9. I'm VERY rich.

#10. I NEVER, EVER tell a lie!

So...am I still going to heaven?? :)

One more thing before I go..just for the record..I don't have a clue how to send this thing on (thank God! And I mean that sincerely!)

I think I did that pretty darned well, don't you? (I need a DRINK!!!)

Hugs to my SWEET friend, SMART MOUTH BROAD. I now understand how she got her name!

Mona