~NEW CAMERA BLUES...~

I'd like to write a country song about the blues..because grief, do I have them!  

You see, my old camera was driving me crazy..and it was probably more my fault than the camera's but I had to take a dozen pictures just to get one that was not blurry.  

Now you know darn well it's true because you all have seen them!  Many are terrible.

...my photography leaves a lot to be desired and I even took a course in photography in high school

So...anyway..I bought a new camera.

  It's...gorgeous.  White.  Pink case..all that sort of thing.
Right?  Then I started to read the directions.

However, I began reading and trying to follow the  directions,  (I hate doing that) and  I still haven't figured out how to work the thing.  I mean camera.  They don't even call it a camera in the tiny pamphlet that I can't read without a magnifying glass!!  They refer to it as a "device" and I substitute the word "camera" so I can follow what they are trying to say.  Should it be this difficult??  Is it just me?   Shhhhh...never mind.

It's beginning to be a "thing" to me because as it turns out..it's not JUST a camera, folks! 

It's a pain in the arse!  The thing actually talks..and plays music.  Camera's are NOT supposed to do that.
Or at least not any I have ever used.
Never, never buy something from one of those TV shows that is complicated..ever!

I'll be back when I get the hang of it.

Yes I do.  I WILL figure it out.  If you are one of those people that can quickly figure out things like this, I envy you.  

I shall return...I hope..with wonderful clear, non blurry pictures and then figure out how to get them on the computer.  

:)

So..tomorrow, back to the grind of trying to learn something I simply am not good at and hate to do.  Read and follow directions!  Wish me luck..ok?
G'night. 

Love,

Mona  :)