Sunday, February 8, 2009

~THERE'S SUCH A THING AS "SENIOR ABUSE" YA KNOW...~


Ok...my (HAHA) friend SMART MOUTH BROAD has put me in a corner. NO regard to how very old I am...doesn't care..NOT even! Tagged me! Says I have to tell ten HONEST and INTERESTING facts about myself. My poor heart is pounding! She's just mad cuz I delete stuff and frusterate her! She's out to get me I tell you!! Pure and simple!!
Ok. Here goes.

#1. I am quite lovely to look at. Yes, yes indeed! Quite stunning actually!

#2. I am very slender. (Even though I have had seven children..all 13 to 14 months apart!)
#3. I DO NOT snore!! ( I don't care what ANYBODY says!)

#4. I have VERY tiny feet. :)

#5. I have the cutest dog on earth. AND the smartest! (However, I taught her to "question authority" just like I did my wonderful children. Ok. So I made a few mistakes in life!)

#6. I have the cutest home and the most adorable children ever and all three husbands have been perfection! (I don't CARE what anybody says here either!)
#7. I can play the piano like a concert pianist and sing like a pop star. (Well, I CAN!!)
#8. My waist is as small as Scarlett O'Hara's (Ok..close!) and when I turn sideways people say "Where'd she go??

#9. I'm VERY rich.

#10. I NEVER, EVER tell a lie!

So...am I still going to heaven?? :)

One more thing before I go..just for the record..I don't have a clue how to send this thing on (thank God! And I mean that sincerely!)

I think I did that pretty darned well, don't you? (I need a DRINK!!!)

Hugs to my SWEET friend, SMART MOUTH BROAD. I now understand how she got her name!

Mona

10 comments:

  1. Well done, Mona... applause applause applause. You and I must be twins because I would have had all the same answers as you. (separated at birth, ya think?) lol

    Di
    The Blue Ridge Gal

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  2. Hi Mona...You are too funny! Hey...you were talking about me, weren't ya??? lol...Debbie

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  3. Di, OMG! I am so darned proud that you liked it! If nothing else we could be serious soul twins. Age wise there would be a problem! lol A HUGE one! Thanks for the applause! (bowing here.. :)

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  4. Debbie, I'm glad I made you smile.
    And...absolutely!! :)
    Mona

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  5. ALERT!! Would someone be sure and tell me if you see SMB lurking about? She isn't going to believe a single word I said! Trust me on this!

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  6. That was awesome, Mona. See, I knew you could do it. Oh and #10, that's true but when you tell the truth, you DELETE it. You're right, they don't call me Smart Mouth for nothin'! I love ya!

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  7. LOL! Fun stuff and good job, Mona!

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  8. Haaaahahahaaa...loved it...absolutely loved it to pieces..
    You go, girl!!
    xo bj

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  9. I enjoyed your sense of humor!

    Katherine

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